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Vinegar

When was the last time you took a moment to ponder how amazing vinegar truly is? When was the last time you marveled at its healing properties, its cleaning properties and its many, many other uses?  Have you hugged your vinegar today?

Now, why, you may ask, have I dedicated a page to vinegar? But the real question is why not?  Read on and discover the miraculous properties of vinegar...

From my internet research I have discovered that vinegar can be used for the following things (only the tip of the iceberg!):

Stopping mosquito bites from itching as well as repel mosquitos in the first place

Lessen pain from burns

When mixed with honey form a powerful sleep aid, or possibly weight loss formula, or possibly a leg cramp cure

Clean hair, teeth, dentures or dishes

Be used as deodorant, laundry softener and/or air freshener

De-ice a windshield

Cure hiccups

Rid children of lice

Now, how did I come to be interested in the wonders of vinegar? Well... I bought a bottle to clean my coffee pot, as the instructions suggested, but when I was done, I still had a massive amount of vinegar left.  So I used it to clean my hard-water stained fountain. Now my fountain looks as good as new, and the smell of vinegar overpowers everything else that may have detracted from the pleasantness of my room’s odor.

Sites of those who know the true meaning of vinegar:

The Vinegar Man

The Vinegar Institute

60 uses for Vinegar

Vinegar uses and info on About

With all these amazing uses why do we need any other products in the world?  We can use vinegar for health, food and cleaning, what more is there to life?

So lets pour a warm glass of vinegar and drink to our health as we begin our foray into the wonderful world of vinegar! 

“To vinegar, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!” H. Simpson (or was that alcohol?)

**Please note this is a satirical hommage to vinegar, and while some may be obsessed with it and believe it to be a cure for everything... don’t trust everything you read on the internet.**

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